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Rosy Revolution: A Review of the Blooming Elysian Rose Vibrator

Rosy Revolution: A Review of the Blooming Elysian Rose Vibrator

Calling all of my strong, independent women of all backgrounds! It’s empowering to chase our own dreams, build our own lives and make our own decisions, but sometimes, there are moments of quiet where it feels quite lonely.

I’m not talking about the deep-seated kind (while that is also incredibly important) but the kind where you wish someone was right beside you – skin to skin, feeling the love a physical touch can provide.

It may be easy to feel ashamed but let me remind you that there is nothing to feel bad about. Craving for physical touch is normal and part of the human experience. It just so happens that we are in a place in life where our true loves have not yet arrived and we have to find other ways to make us feel good.

One of which is by using sex toys – especially vibrators. While it may sound out of the blue, there’s a reason why vibrators are next to the real thing. The vibrations they deliver often mimic the oral or penetrative touch of a partner – making it easy to imagine them with you.

But if you’re looking for a vibrator that is both specific yet discreet, the Elysian rose vibrator may be the right one for you. This article will dive deep into what makes this rose vibrator unique and how it can change the way you experience pleasure.

Design and Build Quality

Let’s begin with the design and build quality of the Elysian. When it comes to design, it comes close to the actual look and feel of a rose but its lightweight and delicate make does not sacrifice its quality. In fact, it is made with premium materials such as body-safe silicone, and thoughtful engineering such as waterproofing – both of which contribute greatly to the Elysian’s ability to provide pleasure in different scenarios, wet or dry.

I’ll be remiss if I don’t mention the fact that this clitoral suction toy comes in an ergonomic design so it can fit right into your hand and make it easy for your fingers to manage the controls. Additionally, the rose petals also serve a function too! Each delicate petal is soft to the touch and can provide fluttering or caressing sensations, making it a softer form of stimulation as compared to other types of toys.

Features and Functionality

If you think that is all there is to the Elysian, think again. Beyond the design and build quality, this clit sucker vibrator also has stand-out features and functionality such as:

Suction: The Elysian uses air pulse technology which basically acts like a vacuum that realistically mimics oral sex.

Licking: That vacuum is also supported with a built-in tongue which provides rhythmic movements against your clit – effectively doubling your pressure.

Vibration: The Elysian has multiple vibration patterns that allow you to explore and eventually customize your own preferences.

Last but not the least, this clitoral stimulator also comes with a rechargeable USB battery so that you’re never left high or dry at any point in time.

Performance

Talking about the Elysian’s performance, one of the stand-out traits would have to be its suction. While it is purposefully made to be small, it still boasts such power and flexibility that you can turn it up really intensely, or tone it down to gentle caresses.

Another one that is note-worthy would have to be the licking function that comes along with the Elysian. Imagine while you’re feeling the deep vibrations, you’re also getting a good (and impressively realistic) licking. It’s two different types of pleasure coming together to give you a rather blooming orgasm with each use.

Durability and Maintenance

With all of its amazing qualities, this realistic vibrator for women can withstand the test of use and time. I mentioned that it's waterproof, so it’s perfectly safe against a shower or even a bath – just don’t submerge it for long!

It’s discreet design also allows you to hide it in plain sight. Trust me, this suction vibrator looks so much like a rose, that my mother thought it was a vase when she visited for the weekend.

Price and Value

All of this goodness might make you assume that it’s expensive – but it’s not! In fact, the Elysian comes at an affordable price point of $59.90, allowing a premium experience at a cost that doesn’t burn a hole in your pocket.

Pros and Cons

In case you need a little bit more insight from me, here are some quick pros and cons for the Elysian:

Pros:

  • Three kinds of stimulation: sucking, licking and vibrating

  • Safe for the body and the water due to its body-safe material

  • Discreet rose design

  • Affordable price compared to its counterparts

  • Rechargeable with USB cable

Cons:

  • Can be too intense for some people

  • There is a rather large learning curve due to its multiple functions

  • Its rose shape may be too girly for some users

Who It’s Best For

The Elysian is for everybody who is looking for realistic oral stimulation while remaining discreet. With the combined effects of sucking, licking and vibrating, it can provide pleasure for the clit in more ways than one – filling your nights with fun as you continue to wait for your true love who can support your rosy adventures. Beginners, don’t fret! This includes you as well because its multiple functions allow you for limitless exploration, so that you can arrive at a place where you know what makes you feel good (and cum well) while using it.

Final Thoughts

Overall, using the Elysian was such a wonderful experience. Back then, I used to not believe others when they say that there’s a toy out there that can keep us company when we are single and complement my sex life with a partner. More so becoming discreet so that to avoid potentially embarrassing questions from your family or friends. Now, I know that this oral stimulation vibrator exists and I will keep it for as long as possible!